WTF is up with one of the 'Red Rockers?'

Apparently Ovechkin and Semin (haha...semin) don't skate around like a bunch of little ice princesses enough.

Turns out the team's antics just aren't catty enough for the Verizon Center; they were forced to go with some hired guns. Maybe these ladies play defense better than Ovi.

What's up with that one chick though...David really looks like a dude:

We do have a thing for Elana, though.

And remember: You can't spell OVECHKIN without CHOKE.

photo courtesy of The Original Pens Blog