CALLING ALL WOLVERINES

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Patrick "Jed Eckert" Swayze, 1952-2009

The real question is, did Obama's death panels kill Swayze? Did the bureaucrats, who presumably admired Swayze's guerilla warfare tactics and ability to navigate the harsh landscapes of Rural Soviet-occupied America enough to consider him a serious threat to their Bolshevik takeover, declare cancer his "end-of-life" option?

Think about it.

Michelle Bachmann was also right.

Remember this crazy-ass statement? Did you laugh and think, "Man, this bitch is crazy!" like we did? Well I think Michelle Bachmann, not Hines Ward, is having the last laugh.

Hines ward (center), being forced by Obama Gestapo to assemble this package for soldiers abroad. The Steelers were lured to the White House by promises of meeting the President, then forced into re-education camps, where they will stay until they are reformed, according to a White House press release.

Damn. James Harrison knew.