NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Mmm...Quarterback."

Just as the Steelers' defense is looking to get their heads out of their collective ass with the welcome of the previously absent Blitz this season as well as the return of Troy Polashampu, we sadly learn that one of the most feared and respected monsters on any D-line, Aaron Smith, could be out for a significant amount of time due to an injured shoulder.

Are we worried? A little. Do we think Tomlin, being the classy man that he is, knows what to do? Absolutely. Expect seeing Ziggy Hood in there from time to time, but not as a full-time replacement.

**Update: it's the season, folks. Damn it to hell!**

We have mecca

In honor of the start of the (mother fuckin') Pittsburgh Steelers season/title defense, we present you the following:



So maybe you don't travel UNDER the river, but the reaction is priceless. Big thanks to Blog N' Gold for the find.

Stillers.