Mustache rides

"I want to grow a mustache," you say, "but I don't know what style to shave it into." Well, lucky for you, Maxim has created a flowchart to assist in that very important decision:

As always, click the image to make it bigger. Damn blog format...

"...until we're all shitting rainbows!" - Adolf Hitler

What with this whole Sotomayor confirmation thing going on, this whole Iran fiasco still happening and our economy dropping faster than an athlete with a crazy young girlfriend, it is amazing that there is still shit to report on Michael Jackson. The latest? Footage of Adolf Hitler's reaction to the tragedy.



The best part is at 2:54, when a woman is crying because of Hitler's comment that "The Cleveland Show" is not going to be any good because Cleveland is not even the funniest character on Family Guy. Genius.