Because there's a lot of bad news out there that we don't feel like talking about - here's a tune about robots and what's wrong with rap today to get you through this Friday and, if you're like us, to many many beers.
The same reason all great men get together: to bitch about politics, sports, our city and life in general. We have jobs that don't pay us enough, women who cause us great issues and above all else... you can only rent beer.
There are a shit ton of blogs out there. If you haven't figured out that they are a cheap and easy way to regurgitate stuff found throughout the vast expanses of the internet and that most of them (including this one) are in no way associated with any official government, organization or sports team, then you're a dumbass.
But if any of the said internettery found on this blog is your own personal property, and you are super pissed at us for putting it up for our five viewers to see, shoot us an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org and ask us to take it down/challenge us to a punch fight. Thanks!