Are you an otter or a sea turtle? Do you own a gun? Are you an American citizen?

If your answer pattern for the questions above went "yes," "no" and then "no," you are responsible for making Glenn Beck's mind bleed:

How come the only people freaking out are conservatives?

Via Media Matters comes this lovely snippet of the fear-mongering the right is going to try and stir up about having someone other than a white, Protestant male in the Supreme Court. Guess how many people in this video are white?

Yep, all of them. And they all shockingly are terrified of Sonia (or as Huckabee calls her, Maria) Sotomayor.

And they should be - They're right. Sotomayor's status as a Latina woman is totally going to affect her ruling, and neither her Hispanic side nor her female side knows what it's like to be white or a male. So we are all in deep, deep shit.

Because, you know, none of the Justices presently on the bench have reputedly been racists or sexists in any way.

Thank goodness for Youtube.

I am so bummed I missed this live. What is more uncomfortable than watching Glenn Beck try to suppress tears while talking about how much he loves his country?

The answer: Watching the ladies at "The View" tear him a new asshole. Best part: Whoopi calling him "a lying sack of dog mess."