Monday, July 20, 2009

Best Headline Ever 1.1: Greensburg Edition

Man with syringe, claiming he has HIV, robs businesses.

Step aside, Capone and Luciano, this criminal mastermind is coming to a Sunoco A-Plus or a Motel 3 near you:
State police in Greensburg are looking for a man who robbed a motel and a gas station while wielding a syringe and claiming to be infected with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.
Only in Hempfield township. Legendary place.

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