Friday, July 3, 2009

Happy, Birthday, USA

Okay, you have to follow these steps exactly if you would like to get the experience of America in full-frontal. You ready? Okay, good.

Ignore the video here; we're mostly concerned with the music. Actually, pay attention to the video. The Hulkster is pretty damn American. Hit play below to start the "America to the Face" presentation.

So far, so good. Now, as you're rocking out, take a few moments to view these very American images. We recommend spending 15 seconds on each to get the full effect.

Amber waves of Grain


Pry it from my cold dead fingers

God damn eagles are badass

A true patriot.

Still not enough? Red, White and Blue still not pumping through your veins yet, even after that Billy Guerin Olympic photo? Wow, you must be a liberal if you're not loving America yet. Either go to France and sodomize someone while maintaining a secular, progressive lifestyle or hit play below and gaze into our flag.

Our "America to the Face" presentation is complete. We're off to get wasted and light fireworks, and we suggest you do the same. It's what our forefathers fought those damn redcoats so hard to do.

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