Monday, July 27, 2009

Leaving with class

"So how about in honor of the American soldier, you quit making up things. And don't underestimate the wisdom of the people. And one other thing for the media -- our new governor has a very nice family, too, so leave his kids alone." - Sarah Palin
You're right, former guv'na. Naughty naughty media and blogosphere, for finding out your daughter was pregnant and then immediately jizzing our pants because of how fucking funny, ironic and hypocritical it was. That one was our bad.

And what about not underestimating wisdom? Are you referring to spiritual wisdom? Like, the kind your witch-hunting pastor was exercising when he asked God to keep you safe from witches?

And maybe, just maybe, we'll stop making up things. But only if you stop first. Now have fun drifting off into political obscurity, knowing that we were not the ones who drove you to it; it was your own damn fault.

P.S. - Thanks for that one last bullshit, empty-rhetoric-laced patriotic hoo-ha, citing our American soldiers. They're so proud to be referenced by you, I'm sure.

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