Prepare for the frost

In what has to be God's wrath for electing a leader who is going to implement a socialist commie Hitleresque health care plan which would certainly kill every baby (except for the ones delivered via c-section), allow gays to be as miserable as the rest of us, kill your grandmother, keep poor people alive and force you to bow before a statue of Muhammad beating Thomas Jefferson to death with a hammer and sickle, the Farmer's Almanac has predicted "numbing cold" this winter.

Or, if not an act of a vengeful deity pissed off about all of these liberal shenanigans, could this unimaginable cold be something else? Maybe:

Ice-9, the real culprit behind this winter's numbing cold

No Bokonon sightings yet, but something tells me this is what's really going down. And the overall spiritual hatred for Barack Obama. That too.