At this time in exactly one month, we'll be pouring the booze into our aluminum foil Stanley Cups, firing up some stogies, eating man-food and loving our lives.
Not the kind of person that likes waiting a whole month to witness glory? You've got eight days to see another team defend its title.
You just got excited. Admit it.
And no, the Pirates aren't playing in October, because they are about as good at baseball as we are at not getting herpes.