Have no fear my beautiful blog obsessed friends, for I have returned!Now, what could be so mind-blowingly righteous, so bodaciously bitchin that I have crept out from the deepest recess of the blog shadows? I shall tell you...
Now.
In my travels through the shadowlands I have discovered that the crown jewel of awesomness in the wizarding community is now attainable to muggle folk...that is right, WE CAN PLAY QUIDDITCH!!! I'm talking full-out balls-to-the-wall quidditch ass-kickery! Apparently I am slipping in my old age since I was unaware of this. It's been happening now, and expanding massively over the course of the last four years! A group of dorm friends began playing quidditch together at Middlebury college (of course it's vermont people who have the best fucking ideas...like these cow squeezing badasses..and these neo-hippy gods!). It keeps growing each year...if it was a disease and had a catchy name in a week it would become a pandemic! (when's the last time that happened??...) and i don't know about you lot, but I want a piece of the action!
Seriously...I am so happy I live in a world where fictional sports can become reality, and there are being just as dorky as myself to get overly excited about it.
If you read this have no idea what quidditch is...then you are the purest definition of suck. And if you are reading this and just don't care, well I would gladly trade anyone of the deaths of our dearly missed celebrities for yours. However, I will rest a little easier knowing that you wasted all your time reading this when you didn't care about it to begin with.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: best movie of the summer (you know its gonna be)
Intercollegiate Quidditch Association: Best college sports organization ever (NCAA my ass!)
by the way...you can order your movie tickets in advance from these fucking guys!
**UPDATE**
This shit is real.
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let's playyyyyyy!!!!!!!
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