Enter Translation Party, a widget that uses Google Translate to take an English sentence or phrase, translate it to Japanese, then translate back to English, then back to Japanese and so on until two English translations come back the same; they call it the equilibrium.
My original sentence: I certainly am afraid of all sorts of God-awful shenanigans, including but not limited to tea bagging.
My equilibrium:I am afraid of a certain type of God. However, fraud, poor people are not limited to the package of tea.
You must play around with this.