Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Lancaster. VOMIT.

It wouldn't have taken Forbes magazine to confirm this. We would have believed it if you just straight up said it was a fact.

But now we have on paper that Lancaster County, PA is one of Forbes Magazine's "Top 10 Places to Grow Old."

So, as if Lancaster wasn't boring enough, it is now renowned as one of the few great places to catch a good early bird special breakfast, take 2 hours to make a left hand turn, and die. Awesome.

And the Number One place? Montgomery County, PA.

Ah, Pennsylvania. Our state budget is shot to hell, our young people are heading elsewhere and you can't buy booze at grocery stores; but damn can we attract the shit out of a retiree.

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