Monday, May 4, 2009

LL says....

Grab ya ghetto blasters

And get ready for some early 90's style beatdowns son!!!

It's a long postseason. Anything can happen.

But tonight, shit is gonna get serious. Seth Rorabaugh is accurately predicting that it is going to require some scoring from Penguins who are not in line to win any individual trophies this year.

We all know you can't read, Ovie, hence you don't like history. But LL says you better check yourself before you wreck yourself about how we used to beat you guys down in the post-season the way Zangeif used to squeeze bitches. You know Vega liked it.

We here at tRBT are predicting a huge momentum change this game; Saturday set the tone for some very offensive, very finesse-style hockey.

But why do you think they've been showing Independence Day on repeat on cable TV this week? You thought that shit was just a coincidence? 1996 was the year ID4 hit the movie industry like a freight train. 1996 was the year the pens beat the Capitals in the playoffs for the 4,187th time in history.

This movie is even prophetic in terms of what Bruce Boudreau and his regime are trying to accomplish this postseason:
I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.
That's right President Thomas Whitmore. You tell 'em.

Bring it Capitals. Jeff Goldblum is from Pittsburgh. This shit is destiny.

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