Our good friends down under have been having trouble with Karta, a 27-year-old upstart orangutan. Karta, not satisfied with life as a primate in a zoo, decided she was going to take matters into her own hands and peace out before Australia's economy gets worse and the government decides it's a good idea to stop funding zoos.
You gotta hand it to her; she's probably better with electronics than you are, and hot damn can she build a ladder. Makes you not feel so bad that we evolved from Karta's cousins, huh?
Tell me this is not the most badass thing you've seen an orangutan do: