When you hit someone, THEY'RE supposed to go down

You dumb douche

That makes us really, really happy.

Sorry this has become somewhat of a hockey blog; but when you're down 2-0 in a series and you play a game like that, we can't help it. That and hockey is pretty much all that is on any of our minds. Anybody see how Malkin played last night?

In other news, we would like to address some sports superstitions with our six readers.

• From now on, we will no longer have a pregame post. This includes mocking the Caps, pics of LL Cool J in Pens gear, or any analysis on anything Penguins. A movie review of March of the Penguins isn't even going to be posted.
  
• I will now have to be holding a rolled-up sports page from the PG every game. That's just the way it goes.
  
• A few of us no longer can wear Pens gear during the game. This includes the Penguins Labatt Blue hats.
  
• Most importantly, one of the authors of this blog has to drink at least 3 IC lights on game day. Shouldn't be a problem. Wouldn't be a problem if the number was 8, to be quite honest.
  

That is all for now. Go Pens.