No dancing for you baptist boy!

From our fine neighbors to the west we give you this gripping tale of young love torn apart by religion.

A senior at Heritage Christian School will be suspended Monday for attending Findlay High School's prom because the event involves dancing and rock music.

Excuse me? You cannot possibly be serious can you? Oh wait... you are...

A Heritage School committee decided Wednesday that Tyler Frost, 17, will be suspended if he attends Saturday's dance because the school's policy forbids dancing, rock music, hand holding and kissing.

Mere weeks away from graduating high school, this young, probably ACTUALLY decent young man is going to be suspended. He will not be allowed to walk with his classmates at graduation and will not receive his diploma until he completes the work he will miss so that he can attend prom with his girlfriend who attends nearby Findlay High School. If that sounds familiar Pittsburgh fans, Findlay is the hometown of one Ben Roethlisberger.

A little further information on Right Wing Extremist Heritage Christian School:

• Contact between boys and girl in grade 7-12 are forbidden.

• Rock music is considered "part of the counterculture which seeks to implant seeds of rebellion in young people's hearts and minds."

Heritage has taken the time to respond to e-mails sent in response to this act against God. Please feel free to send them a message or two of your own... I'm sure they love fan mail.