Molecular biologists cannot star in porn videos!

...Or so Grove City College states.

According to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 22 year-old John Gechter is being tossed out of school by the Hitler Youth Christian college. To pay for his education Gechter spent his weekends as "Vincent DeSalvo" running around the country making steamy backroom movies with fine, young gentlemen.

The punishment for this crime of all crimes against our lord and savior (zombie)?

"an indefinite suspension and a prohibition from re-applying for admission until the fall of 2010. A Grove City appeals board turned down his initial appeal."

What a kick in the stones... mere days before graduating with a degree in molecular biology, he is forced to find another school that will accept his completed credits and let him finish his degree.

Great job Christianity... Preach your love and acceptance of others, as long as they are straight and make lots of money... Cheers!